January 2012
whoisjohn-galt:
How to flirt:
Say smooth suave sexy things like
Sit on my penis
Touch my penis
I wish I were helicase so I could unzip your genes
Do romantic things like:
Ask to see a girl’s boobs
Shave dollar signs into your pubes
Lay your balls on her head while she’s sleeping
Reblog if your losing weight and in high school. I...
Happy new years bitches.
drunk text post ftw.
December 2011
