me: can i go to the bathroom?
teacher: what for?
me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS what do you fucking think for.
thors-ovaries: Do you not realize I have had diarrhea since Easters?
zooeyclairedeschanel: a girl from your school’s blog picture of a starbucks frappuccino picture of weed picture of a girl in a bikini picture of a cartoon disney movie picture of a burger and fries picture of a couple holding hands